The Beeb are doing a fine job of tickling me today. So the Pope has a pacemaker. You can see the scene, the Pope and his cardinals lined up on the starting line, ready for the race. The race organisers have thoughtfully brought in a South American pacemaker to try and see if they can break the Papal World Record for the shortest time it takes to choose the next pope.
Seems that a job for life just ain't what it used to be, Queen Beatrice of the Netherlands one week and then the next week it's the Pope. Wonder who will be next? Surely not, she wouldn't would she, she takes is so so seriously (that'll be HRH QE II - ed).
Afterthought
A spokesman for Gerry and the Pacemakers declined to comment on the BBC's allegation.
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