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Showing posts with label Italy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Italy. Show all posts
Tuesday, 19 July 2016
Tuesday, 26 February 2013
Italian Election Shock Result
A party led by a comedian won 25% of the vote! Silvio Berlusconi says he was very happy with the backing received by his party. He is reported by the BBC as saying, "Italy must be governed", which a one of his best gags ever, given that Italy has been ungovernable since the Second World War. That'll keep 'em rolling in the aisles Silvio.
Mr. Berlusconni (billionaire, playboy, owner of most of the Italian media) then went on to say, "That everyone must make sacrifices". But what the reporter failed to hear was Mr. Berlusconi saying, "I am prepared to halve the number of bunga bunga parties that I hold, to show that I to am prepared to make sacrifices". What a corker.
However, there are rumoured to be ructions at The Daily Mail, as if Mr Berlusconi carries through with this made up quote, and it was a big if (sigh - visual gag ed), will have less need than normal to show photos of semi-clad beauties telling stories about Mr. Berlusconi's bedroom antics.
To, all you Italian voters, I say, vote for the party with the comedian leading it, and keep The Daily Mail afloat!
Afterthought
The above text is almost wholly fiction, apart from the facts, and mostly resembles the output of a deranged mind. The author reserves the right to attend Bunga Bunga parties, if so invited, but will attend only to ascertain the facts and check out the full figures (sigh - innuendo ed).
Mr. Berlusconni (billionaire, playboy, owner of most of the Italian media) then went on to say, "That everyone must make sacrifices". But what the reporter failed to hear was Mr. Berlusconi saying, "I am prepared to halve the number of bunga bunga parties that I hold, to show that I to am prepared to make sacrifices". What a corker.
However, there are rumoured to be ructions at The Daily Mail, as if Mr Berlusconi carries through with this made up quote, and it was a big if (sigh - visual gag ed), will have less need than normal to show photos of semi-clad beauties telling stories about Mr. Berlusconi's bedroom antics.
To, all you Italian voters, I say, vote for the party with the comedian leading it, and keep The Daily Mail afloat!
Afterthought
The above text is almost wholly fiction, apart from the facts, and mostly resembles the output of a deranged mind. The author reserves the right to attend Bunga Bunga parties, if so invited, but will attend only to ascertain the facts and check out the full figures (sigh - innuendo ed).
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