Showing posts with label Eastleigh by-election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eastleigh by-election. Show all posts

Friday, 1 March 2013

Eastleigh By-Election - Real Result

Well, it was the, "Lib-Dems wot wunnit", as The Sun (for overseas readers, this is a national best-selling comic, photos of nubile women and not spelling are its main selling points - circulation ed), might have on its front page. However, they fail to mention on any of their pages, the collapse in the Lib-Dems vote (-14%) from the General Election 2010. Even so, sadly for all of  'Da Press' there was no upset, as the Lib-Dems managed a 'hold' and Nick Clegg's health didn't suffer too badly.

Seems, that UKIP managed a storming second place (vote +24%), the Conservatives forced into a combative 3rd place (vote down -13.9%) and the Labour Party pushed into an ignominious 4th but with an increase in its vote (+0.22%).

Sadly the, 'Elvis Loves Pets', party gained a derisory 72 votes and a miserly 0.17% of the vote. How can this be, given that the words Elvis, Love and Pets, were all in its title, and the UK is renowned for its love of pets and Elvis (It may be that the voters took this by-selection seriously - political ed).

The interesting thing about Eastleigh (there is an interesting thing about Eastleigh? ed) , is that it has a real working class history due to its association with the railway, so you would think that the Labour party would do better. However, a sneaky series of boundary changes since the first creation of the constituency in  1955 (Cons 20,215 50.68% vs Lab 19,670 49.32%), made the seat into a safe Tory seat, which then fell in the 1994 by-election to the Lib-Dems who have kept their paws on it ever since.

On a historical note (C-Sharp - musical ed), Eastleigh did have its own international airport at the beginning of the age of aviation called, "Eastleigh Aerodrome", as it was to be found in Eastleigh. But, during the aftermath of the Second World War, in what Eastleigh residents call, "The Crime of the Century", the airport was stolen in a smash and grab dawn raid by the neighbouring villianous Southampton. Southampton had obviously hoped no-one was looking, but were soon to rue this heinous crime!

Given there is a working justice system in the UK, the police were quickly on the scene and quick to nab the miscreant, Southampton and charge it with the serious crime of airport theft. Unfortunately for Eastleigh, the case was heard by one of England's most wonderfully eccentric judges, the Honourable Reginald Barking who, when the case was presented to him, dismissed it with the following,

"I am a Southampton supporter through and through and Matt Le Tissier is my hero, and in any case no-one has ever heard of Eastleigh, so on those grounds, and those grounds alone, I dismiss this case out of hand and awards costs against Eastleigh."

There has been an ongoing campaign ever since to get the airport renamed after this blatant failure of justice.

References

  • The academic study,  "The Tyranny of Southampton: Its role in the subjugation of surrounding areas communucation links", doctoral thesis, by E A St Leigh, 
  • "Free Eastleigh Airport", educational pamhplet,
  • "1946: The Fall of Eastleigh Aerodrome", 
  • "Southampton Airport is in Eastleigh", 

are available from all good booksellers, give a totally one sided view of the current situation.

Tuesday, 26 February 2013

Eastleigh By-Election Shock Headlines

Headlines you won't see the following morning:

"All but one of the candidates lose Eastleigh by-election!",

"Conservatives in shock win!",

"UKIP win Eastleigh by a landslide!",

"Libs Dems hold Eastleigh! Clegg taken to hospital after severe shock",

"Monster Raving Loony Party save deposit and spend it on throwing a decent party!",

"Eastleigh shows that voters want Labour back in power!",

"Eastleigh low turnout: A slap in the face for democracy?",

"'None of the above' shock win in Eastleigh by-election",

"The voters have spoken and they just don't have a clue do they",

"Berlusconi calls for creation of Bunga Bunga Party to liven up UK democracy",

"The [Labour|Conservative|Lib Dem]* party [won|lost]* this by-election due to the parties [failed|successful]*policies" [* delete as appropriate]

"Labour candidate thanks Ed Balls for help in historic win by staying away from Eastleigh",

"Beastly Eastleigh: Death blow for the Lib Dems?"

"One down 649 to go, revolution by by-election fraud"

Afterthought
Thought I would get in ahead of the crowd with this one. Why do we need the result to work out what the different parties will say. What is sad, is that the same old tired phrases will be trundled out by each of the candidates parties to give their spin on the result. Unfortunately for us, 1 out of 650 is unlikely to have much affect on what happens in this country.

It would be interesting to create video (sadly it would not even have to be a spoof one) of the post by-election comments, using previous by-election comments/interviews footage, because at the end of the day they alwasy seem to end up going through the same old tired phrases that have been used for the last 30 or 40 years as strong reasons for winning or losing. It is all just time wasting spin (who put you on a downer - medical ed)